english muffins are basically only good for one thing.
mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches.
i just don’t get a craving for one if it isn’t at the golden arch. is that on purpose? do they have their own version of msg? McMsg?
i broke my normal flow by not capitalizing things but i thought that the bit needed it.
anyways, i think my wife doesn’t even like english muffins. just non-english ones.

please talk to me.