The inner machinations of a middle-class peasant.

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the tales we tell define who we are.

english muffins are basically only good for one thing.

mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches.

i just don’t get a craving for one if it isn’t at the golden arch. is that on purpose? do they have their own version of msg? McMsg?

i broke my normal flow by not capitalizing things but i thought that the bit needed it.

anyways, i think my wife doesn’t even like english muffins. just non-english ones.

please talk to me.