A Bougie Rubes' Momentary Delusions.

The inner machinations of a middle-class peasant.

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the tales we tell define who we are.

current delusion

  • bein wheezy

    so, i dont know when i starting wheezing when i laugh. i feel it is a more genuine form of it. a loud chuckle seems fake. its almost like how i forced myself to write the number 8 with two circles instead of a figure 8. thats it.

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  • monday blues

    so back like 10 years ago butterfinger launched a peanut butter cup. i hate they took it away from us. like id give a considerable amount of money to have it again. klondike levels of desperation.

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previous delusions

random things that may rotate, idk, i just work here

Slow Cooker Coca-cola Ham

  • 1 (8 to 9-pound) fully cooked, bone-in spiral cut ham
  • 1 (12-ounce) can cola , Coke or Dr Pepper work well
  • 1 cup firmly packed brown sugar, divided
  • 1 teaspoon ground mustard
  • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Cook this in a slow cooker for like 5 hours or something. You can Google the recipe but you just kinda rub the cola and the brown sugar slurry on the ham. I am not being very thorough with this, so you should Google it. It’s pretty tasty.

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